It wasn't my Ego
The other day I woke up stretched and scratched my back. I felt these two large rough spots and went WTF am I becoming a giant lizard or something? Then I realized that they were bandaids. Doh. I removed the two bandaids and felt a little stupid, for you see I should have known they were there.The day before I woke up with a big head. Not like the natives have been singing my praises big head, no. More like an orange on a toothpick big head. No it wasn't from crazy bad hair...it was my actual head.
I took some, make my head smaller pills and nothing. I called my mom. She said walk it off. I called my doctor he said, come in around 1:30pm. I emailed work as I sound a little funny. Having a head 4x the size of normal does affect your voice.
I went into the doctors office. They gave me a couple of shots of steroids. No not that kind...the other kind.
My head returned to normal size, but tragically now I have these creepy stretch marks. The irony or is it coincidence that they are located right below my ears by the jawline. I swear I haven't had a facelift. Just a big head!
posted by Kansas @ 12:01 PM
